Bah. Really didn’t feel like writing anything so I just wrote this bit of frippery.
“We have come,” the alien said to Larry King, “to share with you humans the joy that is karawbonka.” It opened one of its mouths wide, revealing an array of writhing pale-blue tentacles in what passed among its people as a friendly grin.
“I’m sorry; How do you pronounce that again? Cowabunga?”
The alien’s chest ruffles puffed out in amusement. “Karawbonka, Larry. Karawbonka.”
“Yes, OK. Well, what exactly is Ka… this joy you’ve come to share? Is it some new technology to improve life her on Earth?”
“No, it is more than that. Karawbonka is, Larry. It really is. And once you have it, well it can be even more.” The alien’s foot-long proboscis pinkened with pleasure.
Larry faced the camera with the red light, and said, “We’ll be back with Ambassador Yittle of the Four-fold Tribe, talking about… what his people have to offer, after these messages.”