The Six Billion Dollar Colon
In honor of International Pixel-Stained Techno-Peasant Day, I am posting one of my rarest published stories: “The Six Billion Dollar Colon.” I wrote this story especially for Jay Lake: Intelligently Redesigned, a “Get Well” anthology put together by Jeff Richárd last year after Jay was diagnosed with colon cancer. Since the anthology was published in a very limited edition, only a few people have had a chance to read it before now. (I read it aloud at Dragon*Con last year, where it got a favorable reception.)






