I am not an animal – I am a human being!

Published on May 13, 2004 by

Contrary to the implications made over at Times and Seasons, I am neither a Gorn nor a shapeshifting lizard. And I have photographic evidence to prove it!

First, I have this picture of me about to be attacked by a Gorn:

Is there any confusion in your mind as to which of the two beings is the Gorn and which is me? As Al Borland would say, “I don’t think so, Tim.”

Second, I have a picture of how I would look if I were an alien:

Notice: NOT a lizard. I am not an alien from V, I am an alien from Star Trek.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

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One comment on “I am not an animal – I am a human being!”

  1. Kaimi says:
    May 14, 2004 at 8:38 am

    Eric,

    Whew! I’m glad to know that you’re not a Gorn, just a Klingon. (That’s much less problematic, since I’ve found that Klingons can be controlled with a good fabric softener.) And I’m also glad that you came out ahead in the fight with that Gorn. (Though as a Klingon you probably didn’t need to go through the whole “sulfur, saltpeter, charcoal, uh oh, where’s the matches?” routine — you probably just went mano-a-mano.)

    Also, you should know that that last Times & Seasons post wasn’t really written by me — I suspect that it was really posted by a shape-shifting lizard who only _looks_ like me.

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