I mailed off a submission to Analog today, a short (< 1000 words) story of a rather frivolous nature that I hope might be suitable for their Probablility Zero feature. It’s called “Digest of Selected Portions of the Abbreviated Summary of the Condensed Report of the Ad Hoc Investigatory Subcommittee of the Select Committee for the Thorough Examination of Unusual-But-Widely-Publicized Events in Interclusteral Space of the Middle Senate of the Upper House of the Parliamentary Congress of the United Federal Union of Confederated Galactic Clusters.”
Yes, they pay by the word, but no, I don’t think that includes the title.