Heard this on KSL newsradio this morning while driving to work, as best I can remember it:
A giant meteor twenty-three miles long is traveling through space at 500 thousand miles per hour. The only thing in its way is the planet Earth.If this ever happens, be sure to listen to KSL newsradio 1160, because there’s one man who can save us: Mark Eubank. He’s a meteorologist. He’ll know what to do.
UPDATE: I heard it again and made a couple of changes making it closer to the actual text of the ad.