He’s dead, Jim!

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My cousin Scott and I went to see the movie S.W.A.T. last night, but the ticket guy told us the theater was almost full and we’d probably end up on the front row. So, instead we bought tickets for The Medallion.

It was fun, but not really that great. A few good Jackie Chan action sequences, and some pretty funny scenes here and there.

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Jackie Chan does the worst impression of a dead body I’ve ever seen. His character is supposed to be dead, but you can see his eyelashes flutter, his eyes move under his eyelids, and his adam’s apple wiggles around. Let me make this clear: his character is not pretending to be dead, his character really is dead. It was hard to keep myself from laughing, though.