Archive for November, 2003

StonesThrowLeague.com

This won’t be of much interest to most people, but I’ve updated the website for my family’s fantasy football league and moved it to its own domain name: StonesThrowLeague.com.

The “Current Standings” portion of the index page is being automatically pulled and parsed from Yahoo by a Perl script.

Published in: Uncategorized | on November 27th, 2003 | No Comments »

Thanksgiving

Things (and people) that I am grateful for (in random order):


  • Lasagna

  • Cars

  • Firemen

  • The Manhattan Project

  • The smallpox vaccine

  • Orson Scott Card

  • The Interstate Highway System

  • Abraham Lincoln

  • My job

  • Airplanes

  • Winston Churchill

  • The Declaration of Independence

  • The Mormon pioneers

  • A & W Root Beer

  • The original Star Wars trilogy

  • Antibiotics

  • Good friends

  • Eric Frank Russell

  • The Armed Forces of the United States of America

  • Movable Type

  • Chocolate milk

  • Pizza

  • George Washington

  • Moore’s Law

  • Ronald Reagan

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • Cry, the Beloved Country

  • The Indiana Jones trilogy

  • The fact that some people in Palm Beach County are unable to understand a butterfly ballot

  • Blogs

  • My niece and nephews

  • The many incarnations of Star Trek

  • Jane Austen

  • Clive Sinclair

  • My condo

  • David Weber

  • Good teachers I’ve had in school

  • Police officers

  • Isaac Asimov

  • My extended family

  • Al Gore taking the lead in the creation of the Internet

  • The 1984 BYU football team

  • The Constitution of the United States

  • The Parents

  • My brothers and sisters

  • McDonald’s

  • The Book of Mormon


Note: This is not a complete list. It’s just the result of a few minutes’ thought.

Published in: Uncategorized | on November 27th, 2003 | 1 Comment »

Deterring Islamic Extremists

This entry by Stephen Den Beste brought to mind some thoughts I’ve had over the past couple of years about Islamic extremists and deterrence, so I figured I might as well blog those thoughts.

There are two elements that are necessary for deterrence to work.

One is that the threat of retaliation must target something that the party being deterred is unwilling to lose. The other is that the threat of retaliation must be credible.

During the Cold War, deterrence worked because the leaders of the USSR realized that massive nuclear retaliation by the US would leave them with nothing worth leading.

The leaders of the USSR believed that if they launched an attack against the USA, the USA would retaliate against the USSR in kind, since such retaliation was the announced policy of the USA, supported by Presidents of both parties. Even if there were some moral problems with the targeting of civilian populations, the threat was credible on the tit-for-tat basis.

However, in the case of al-Queda and similar groups, deterrence is much more problematic.

First, since they officially have no territory and no cities, we cannot nuke an al-Queda city in response to them nuking one of ours. And even if we could, I’m not sure that the prospect of creating hundreds of thousands or even millions of “martyrs” is something that would deter al-Queda.

Second, we have no announced policy on what our retaliatory response would be if a terrorist nuke exploded in an American city. I believe it quite possible that we would respond by nuking a city belonging to whatever government supplied al-Queda with the nuke, but unless such retaliation was unleashed almost immediately after the attack (as it would have been during the Cold War), try to imagine the debates that would go on.

Given the care that the US military has exercised to minimize civilian casualties during the war in Afghanistan and Iraq, I think many people would find it hard to believe we would nuke a city full of innocent people. Which means our retaliatory threat is not very credible.

Overall, our deterrent against a nuclear attack by al-Queda is very weak. I have no doubt that if al-Queda got ahold of a nuke, they would use it.

(As a side note, I think our invading Iraq and deposing Saddam Hussein works as a deterrent to leaders of other nations that might be tempted to give weapons of mass destruction to terrorists.)

So, what deterrent threat could we make to stop al-Queda from using a nuke if they got one?

The only thing I can think of as being of sufficient value that al-Queda would not risk it is the city of Mecca.

Fortunately, for our purposes, it is the city itself, not the population, that is vlaued.

So I think we should announce that, if Islamic terrorists detonate a nuke on American soil (or the soil of any of our allies, except maybe France), we will give one week of notice so that anyone who wishes to leave Mecca may do so, and then we will nuke Mecca until there is not left one stone upon another. And we will do it with the dirtiest nukes we can devise, so that a pilgrimage to Mecca will be deadly for the next three generations.

By allowing innocent people to leave, we make the threat more credible because it is in keeping with our desire to avoid civilian casualties where possible. And, with the one week deadline, we also make it possible for idiots who wish to martyr themselves in the destruction of Mecca to do so.

Of course, the announcement of such a policy would be greeted with howls of protest from Islamic nations. And our response should be to point out that it is therefore in the interest of every Islamic nation to ensure that terrorists never obtain a nuclear device.

Our only long-term hope of preventing a nuclear terrorist attack is a credible deterrent threat. Right now, we don’t have one.

(Note: This entry was originally published on my now-defunct political blog, Attilathepundit.com.)

Published in: Uncategorized | on November 26th, 2003 | 4 Comments »

Last Chase

Me and Chase Masterson
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More Chase

Chase Masterson and Me
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My photo with Juliet Landau

Juliet Landau and Me
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My photo with James Marsters

James Marsters and Me
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My First Star Trek Photo

Chase Masterson and Me
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Published in: Uncategorized | on November 25th, 2003 | No Comments »

The Curse of Relevancy

It appears that searches for a certain celebrity (whose name in Pig Latin is Isa-lay Ushell-kay) have taken over my referrer list.

That’s what I get for being relevant, I guess.

I guess I need to optimize the referrer tracking thing in some way. Maybe create a Perl script to organize things a bit better.

Or maybe I’ll just make it longer…

Published in: Uncategorized | on November 25th, 2003 | No Comments »

Privacy

I’m not somone who’s paranoid about privacy rights.

Some people refuse to use the supermarket discount cards because the supermarkets are tracking what they buy; I say, so what?

I don’t bother to delete the browser cookies that advertisers use to track my web browsing habits.

And if John Ashcroft wants to see a list of the books I’ve bought because he thinks I’m involved in international terrorism, I won’t complain if he gets a court order under the Patriot Act to obtain my records from Amazon.com.

But something happened today that surprised me and made me wonder if Yahoo! hadn’t gone a bit far.

I served my (LDS/Mormon) mission in Italy, so I speak Italian (although it’s pretty rusty. I have a cousin who’s taking an Italian class, and she e-mailed me to ask for some help with an assignment. The subject of her e-mail was “ITALIANO.”

I helped her as best I could and replied to her e-mail, using Yahoo! Mail. And, on the page confirming the e-mail had been sent, I got a large Flash ad for Alitalia, the Italian airline.

My first thought on seeing that ad was “Yahoo! is reading my e-mail!”

However, that is not the only possible explanation. I went to a few web sites involved in Italian-English translation. How did I find those sites? I did a search for “italian-english dictionary.” And I did the search on Yahoo!

And, in fact, since the text of the ad was something along the lines of “You don’t need to speak Italian to get our low fares,” it seems the ad was targeted at those who might need an Italian-English dictionary. So that is almost certainly the explanation.

But it still was a little creepy seeing the ad right after sending the e-mail.

(Note: This entry was originally published on my now-defunct political blog, Attilathepundit.com.)

Published in: Uncategorized | on November 24th, 2003 | 1 Comment »